Unseen Academicals: (Discworld Novel 37)

We play and are played and the best we can hope for is to do it with style. Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork.

And now the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match without using magic . . .

so they're in the mood for trying everything else. To do this, they recruit an unlikely group of players: Trev, a street urchin with a talent for kicking a tin can; Glenda, the night chef who makes a mean pie; Juliet, the kitchen hand turned world's greatest fashion model; and the mysterious Mr Nutt, who has something powerful, and dark, locked away inside him . .

. And the thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football. Here we go, here we go, here we go!